Club No 1996

Club No 1996

Tuesday, 20 June 2017

"Being Informed on How To Shoot Your Husband!!!"

Are you informed?
Darryl was our Toastmaster of the day and opened our meeting on time.  There were a number of changes to the programme due to last minute movements but we managed to get underway without too much delay.  Sandy read our Mission Statement and we moved directly to General Business for a change.  Helen discussed the prevalence of spam through the Toastmasters inbox and Craig discussed the lack of spam in the forward programme!  The new programme looked great and was received with vigour – as opposed to spam which is not kindly received at all!

Our first speaker, Helen was introduced by David and would be speaking to us on Ways to Inform.  We discovered that Helen has been a member of Toastmasters for ten years.  This was Helen’s third club and she also likes taking public speaking classes - particularly at Flaxmere High School.
Helen asked us how adults learn and then proceeded to tell us the many ways in which we do learn.  There were seven points that make up an informed speech with four general approaches.  Finally the delivery of the speech was extremely important and could be fine-tuned by practice.  In particular we learned not to over whelm the audience with too many facts and to stick to just two or three points and then back it up with good research.  Helen used good props and great vocal variety. David recommended she look up from her notes more but overall felt it was a well delivered speech. We have to say it was very informative - funnily enough!

Kerry introduced Linda who gave a speech from Interpretive Reading Project 3 a mono-drama.  Kerry set the scene and told us that an imaginary person was beside Linda (the lawyer in this drama) and that Linda was the main character.  The mono-drama was entitled Crimes of the Heart by Beth Henley.  The story was all about infidelity in the Old South. Linda did a fabulous job of taking us away on the story and Kerry even commented that she nearly forgot to evaluate it because she was so engrossed in what might happen next. This women shot her husband after he found out she was having an affair with the 15 year old black farm hand – juicy!  After she’d shot him in the stomach she then went and made herself a pitcher of lemonade and offered it to the dying husband who lay on the fine rug in the front parlour!  Kerry only had one recommendation which was for Linda to position her chair so that the audience could see her better.  One of the criteria was that Linda was not to make eye contact with the audience so it was a difficult recommendation.  Great vocal variety, good gestures made more challenging by having to be sitting down the whole speech. 

Our table topics session was run by Laurel who told members we were to think of ourselves as a useable item.  Laurel had found a Kerosene brand called Laurel so she proceeded to ensure other items were branded as club members.  Graeme was first up and he was selling the attributes of a microwave.  Microwave Graeme was reliable and turns people on – in particular women with his three knobs!  Russell was next as a weed sprayer.  Russell Weed Sprayer stated he had been accused of being very toxic. He commented that if he sets out to destroy something its dead.  Craig Garden Spade told us he likes digging around for things and he liked being handled.  Tall and with a good long handle on life he felt he was overall, very sharp.  Coffee Maker Jane immediately told us that she doesn’t like coffee but likes making it for others. She is very efficient and produces lovely coffee and loves seeing people get together over coffee.  Sandy the Lazy Boy Chair (you can lock the rock and put your feet up) told us we all needed a lazy boy to relax into at the end of a tiring day.  It’s big and fits all body’s, offering complete relaxation.  Sandy - The Blue Lazy boy for relaxation. 

The meeting wound up with a General Evaluation from Carol assisted by the Timekeeper, Patrick.
Overall we had a fun meeting with plenty of variety, Well done! 
Best Table Topics: Craig
Best Speech: Linda

Best Evaluator: Kerry

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